Just act I:
	Due to my families ancienity and deserved position, I claim rights as a pretender to the throne of europe, if there will ever be such an absurd surreal throne.

Just act II:
	I demand full payment of the money stolen from my family on the scheme of the bankrupcy of the "Landsmand Bank" in Denmark in order to create "Den Danske Bank", as the money seem to have been reinvested on this corporative project.

Just act III:

Due to recent insidious activities by underserving members of germanic precedence claiming to be something else than what they are, completely confused due to the gap of real german sovereignity but bureaucratic socialism, and as proof of that their mockery of a religion that has already suffered enough, I am forced to, and have no other choice but to claim Thuringia for the Free Nation and to offer my full support in whatever ways available for the true people of Thuringia in case they might need it.